Blond joke

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PunkyBrewster  #307614  Wed, 23 Jan 08 06:24 PM

A blind person accidentally walks into a lesb bar. He finds his way to the bar, sits on a chair and orders a drink. After a while he asks the baarkeeper "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"
The bar becomes completely silent. With a deep voice, the woman next to him says "Before you tell the joke, I think it's only fair, since you are blind, that you should know 5 things:
1. The bartender is a blonde lady.
2. The bouncer is a blonde lady.
3. I'm 1.80 cm, 120kg and blonde, with a black belt in karate
4. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter and
5. The lady do your right is blonde and a professional boxer.
Now think again, do you really want to say this joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says "Nooo, not when I have to repeat the joke 5 times"

Stick out tongue [:P]

  
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Nevermind  #307629  Wed, 23 Jan 08 07:32 PM
Hahaha, good one! Big Smile [:D]
  
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Raven  #309967  Wed, 30 Jan 08 06:47 AM

It's funnier because a blonde posted it.

  
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Adele  #309971  Wed, 30 Jan 08 07:03 AM
My somache hurts, I couldn't stop laughing!!!
  
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