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	Usa_neha  [More info] 1.What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip). Telegram Telephone Tell a woman Perhaps not very politically correct in the times we live in, but worth a slight chuckle. 2. A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman 3. A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a  week. B: That's impossible. Whose baby? A: An elephant's. 4. "Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said. "Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?". 5. A man is talking to God. The man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?" God: "To me it's a penny." The man: "God, may I have a penny?" God: "Wait a minute." hihihihhi, u guys will like it. Usa_neha+0 Joined on Thu, Dec 27 2007 Member 53

	+1 Tifany  [More info] Haha funny, i loved the 5th one. Tifany+0 Joined on Sun, Feb 17 2008 Senior Member 1,196 To accomplish great things we must not only act but also dream. Not only plan but also believe.

	+1 Miss Innocent  [More info] LOL Thanks for the funny and  entertaining jokes   Miss Innocent+2 Joined on Tue, Feb 5 2008 UK Frequent Poster 263 Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take - but by the moments that take our breath away.

	+1 Vindo.21  [More info] good jokes . I do like it . Vindo.21+0 Joined on Mon, Nov 26 2007 India Senior Member 1,135 YoU CaN't PlEaSe EvErYbOdY.DoN't LeT CrItIcIsM WoRrY YoU

	+1 Hackerj136  [More info] Neha, you have a sense of humor I'll admit, I could tell it is you who posted this by the way you posted it Keep the humorous spirit going! Hackerj136+4 Joined on Thu, Nov 15 2007 Marshall Islands Frequent Poster 384 Friendship you ask?.. It's my second religion!

	+1 Usa_neha  [More info] yeah hacker, I will keep the smile always lol....yoru smile is not bad i like that as u know it ........lol thanks for your email. regards, Usa_neha+0

	+1 Lost  [More info] Nice jokes! Very funny! Lost+0 Joined on Mon, Nov 19 2007 The Lost World... Frequent Poster 375 It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all!!