The Golden Rules

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#318830 Sat, 23 Feb 08 08:07 AM

1. Birds of the same feathers make a good feather duster.
2. Do not do unto others what you cannot do.
3. An apple a day is not an apple at night.
4. When the cat is away the mouse is alone.
5. If others can do it, don't help.
6. Tell me who your friends are and i'll tell u mine
7. Early to bed and early to rise make you sleepy in the afternoon.
8. No guts no glory..no ID no entry.
9. Better late than pregnant.
10.Do unto others then run.

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#318837 Sat, 23 Feb 08 08:19 AM

People who live in glass houses shouldn't undress when the lights are on.

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#319835 Sun, 24 Feb 08 09:41 PM

Frobidden fruit is sweet.

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#320408 Tue, 26 Feb 08 07:27 PM

Here's another one...

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

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#320573 Wed, 27 Feb 08 11:58 AM

Female veriosn...

People who live in glass houses should change clothes in a basement.

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